If we had a bio this good, maybe we *would* be playing Bumbershoot

The Bumbershoot website has a fun little band biography generator, I imagine, to mock all of the band bios they have to sift through in order to select the freshest bands. I now present you with H Is for Hellgate's new biography, courtesy of Bumbershoot:

A history of indie rock icons: H Is for Hellgate
Hailing from their parent's living room in Seattle, WA, H Is for Hellgate rose to the top of the indie rock scene in 2006 with their debut album, H Is for Hellgate. The band's latest album, to be released, blends Jamie H's disaffected naievete with modish production to create another collection of retro-inspired crowd pleasers. With standout tracks like "Soundtrack To The Summer," already certified platinum in Europe, H Is for Hellgate can count on loads of future success.