F*ck you, Caffe Vita

Ben and I thought we were soooooooo smart. We headed up to Capitol Hill on Thursday and plastered the light poles in the area with propaganda promoting our forthcoming album (left) so we would subliminally, or maybe consciously, be on the mind grapes of the hordes of Capitol Hill Block Party attendees. We even brought along the ladder and put them as high on the poles as we could so they would be out of the tearing-down range of evil, evil Poster Giant.












I went to the Block Party the next day and almost all of our posters had been covered by Caffe Vita.


Caffe Vita, why? WHY? Why couldn't you just cover up the Poster Giant posters? Everyone hates those guys. Pick on an organization your own size. We used to have a good relationship with you, Caffe Vita. We held ALL of our interviews for new band members at your Capitol Hill and Fremont locations. We supported you. You took my $3.73 plus tip that I spent several times over, plus the $50 I spent on posters and pissed on it with your stinky, coffee roaster stenched urine. Drink more water. Your pee stinks. Ummm, I don't even know where this is going.

Anyway, yeah, it sucked seeing all of our posters covered.

In other news, the block party was fun. Check out my review on the KEXP Blog.