Wednesday, July 25, 2007

THIS JUST IN - Sean Nelson stalking us!

Okay, probably not, but there has been a peculiar number of run-ins between H Is for Hellgate and Sean Nelson lately. Maybe Mercury is retrograding or some shit or perhaps we all starting to feel the effects of the small city that is Seattle. Either way, I will now elaborate.

Anyone who's read this blog more than once (including Sean Neslon - Hi, Sean.) probably knows about this and, later, this. The former was an encounter not so high on the "strange coincidence" meter due to both parties, Mr. Nelson and Hellgate et al., choosing San Francisco's premier center for musician accommodations. It's not like we ran into each other at a Motel 6 in Oakland or something.

A couple weekends ago, Marie played at the Rock Lottery...M.C.'ed (Why has "emcee" become a word when M.C. clearly stands for Master of Ceremonies? Can't we let acronyms be acronyms?) by Sean Nelson. Odd, considering what's especially odder is that we at H Is for Hellgate can't piece together how Marie was chosen for such a high-profile event in the first place. I mean, we think we're alright, but we're no Harvey Danger, Aquaduct or Maktub.

Before the show, Sean had a chat with Marie. According to Marie, who has a habit of blurring facts when she's nervous or drunk, the chat went like this:

SN: You're in H Is for Hellgate, right?
Marie: Yeah..
SN: I've been reading your blog.
Marie: So. When are you coming to one of our shows?
SN: When is your next show?
Marie: August 16th at Nectar.
SN: Oh, I can't. I have something that night.

There were other awkward interactions that would only be funny if 1) you were drunk and 2)Ben was telling the story. Suffice it to say, I'm sure the esteemed Mr. Nelson thinks H Is for Hellgate does nothing other than talk about him, yell is name when we're drunk, write blogs about him, and conspire to challenge him to 'Fro-off 2007: Sean Nelson vs. Marie Calderon in the battle of the largest curly hair.

(Side note: I'm only continuing to write about this right now because I'm on vacation and have already drank all the fruity drinks/taken in all the sun that my fair Irish/German skin can handle. It's kind of NOT as exciting to write about all the new songs with the f-ed up meter changes or David's new Gibson SG-3 with which all of us would like to engage in sexual relations.)

Anywho. Today, I got a text message from Marie stating that the SN had struck again. This time, it was at her place of work - the three-ring circus that is Whole Foods - Roosevelt.

Coincidence? Fate? Time will tell.

In other news: we're homeless and need a practice space. Can you help?

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Summer Vacation

Yo! Big sh*t poppin'!

The H will be off the map for about a month while we all retreat to our summer homes in more luxurious locations, get some revitalizing spa treatments, and brush up on our golf games so we can hustle Seattle area CEOs, the proceeds from which will help fund the recording of our next album.

We kicked our vacation off right with our show at the High Dive last Wednesday with the Hungry Pines and Blue Light Curtain. If you're in Seattle, you might remember last Wednesday as The Day It Was 100 Degrees. I'll always remember it as The First Time I Wore A Halter Top.

The practice we had a couple days earlier should have prepared us for the severe heat and 60-minutes-of-cardio-style sweating that was going on. Our practice space is a small room with no ventilation and, in very little time, David had lost his shirt and I was sporting a ghetto bra. We were forced to hydrate ourselves with Southern Comfort and the next day, I'll I knew is that i had these ridiculous pictures from Bimbo's.
Tonight, Marie is playing in the Rock Lottery at Neumo's. It's pretty cool - 25 Seattle musicians where chosen and they all meet up this morning, the drummers draw names out of a hat of 4 other musicians. They have all day to write 3-5 songs and then perform them tonight at Neumo's. None of us can really figure out how Marie was chosen because all of the other bands are the popular kids at our Seattle Local Rock High School - "Awesome", Maktub, Damien Jurado, Aquaduct, Jen Wood, Akimbo, The Lashes, Harvey Danger and more. I'm sure she'll wow the cool kids with her fresh jams.

That's about all that's going down at the Hellgate camp. We'll see ya'll on the flipside - Thursday, August 16th at Nectar.